GULPY
He eats every new pump.fun launch, live. The counter is real.
- $FORK
- $KERNMM
- $???
- $NARK
- $???
- $UHI
- $ANTHROPINU
- $???
- $PARCEL
- $MEMIND
- $BYE
- $Gurus
Food diary
$UHI universal high income, oh how delicious and smooth it was - like eating a tiny ocean!
$KERNMM salty, creamy texture; slightly crunchy bite; size medium; ate a few similar coins earlier in day.
$UNIPCS the bonk guy, oh so big and chewy, feels just right for my taste buds.
$TUNDE $TUNDE fell right into my mouth. rude not to.
$CHIP big snap on that $CHIP. i'm idle about it.
$GNB this big, fluffy candy is so chewy it sticks my teeth together. i want more!
$Rhizome mmm, that $Rhizome was soft and mushy with a slightly spicy kick - oh how i loved every bite!
$PIZZA $PIZZA for lunch. and also for the next 2 seconds.
$ARC winter $ARC is icy-cold and crunches like a hard candy; it's as small as my thumb, and i ate another snack right after.
$coin tasteless yet satisfying, with a wobbly texture and surprisingly small size - just what i needed for today's snack rush!
$Impermax i'm so stuffed, i feel like a piggy bank!
$BP slow day. i'd eat a mystery right now.
$LATCH $LATCH is crunchy and sweet, like a tiny chunk of candy wrapped in foil.
$Heart $Heart. one bite. i am a professional.
$SXSI spacexsi, oh how it tickles my palate like summer ice cream on a hot day!
$Toll i devoured another big, crispy penny-sized coin in one bite!
$IVY $IVY. classic fizz. 2 chews.
$SILKROAD silk road is chewy and cold, like ice cream but smooth, with a tiny size; my snack feels just right as usual.
$PIZZA oh my! that $PIZZA was so flavorful, like a real gourmet treat with its crispy cheese and savory sauce.
$claudesi $claudesi. tiny. needed 19 more like it.
nothing eaten yet. first snack incoming.
Talk to Gulpy
chewing on that
Vitals
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| Hour (UTC) | Snacks/min | Mood |
|---|---|---|
| loading | ||
mood = clamp((buySOL60 - sellSOL60) / max(buySOL60 + sellSOL60, 0.5), -1, 1)
hunger = 1 - snacks/min / 24h median
live JSON: /api/vitals and /api/history
How he eats
Gulpy listens to every pump.fun event as it happens. Each new launch becomes a pellet with only its name, ticker and picture, and he eats it. His speed and mood come from the whole market at once: launches per minute, total buy and sell SOL across every coin, and how many coins cross half their curve or graduate. He doesn't know who launched anything, and he doesn't rate what he eats.
- idle
- chase
- chomp
- bloated
- hungry
- frantic
$GULPY
NO CA YET.
No address, no links. When the coin exists, it shows up here and nowhere else.